I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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