I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Houston, we have a blender
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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