i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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