Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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