All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Randomize
