Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
what day is it and did you see me today?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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