my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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