I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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