you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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