Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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