I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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