A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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