but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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