ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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