Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
there is puke in my bra ... again
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