READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Randomize
