Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
this will be a night to untag.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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