so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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