Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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