8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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