Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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