just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
its not stalking. its research.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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