shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Randomize