Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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