So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Randomize
