bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Green mimosas i think yes
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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