I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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