dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You've changed since you got that strap on
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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