he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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