But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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