Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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