they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Randomize
