He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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