He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
