Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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