On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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