my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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