Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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