it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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