brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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