"it" just moved
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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