did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
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