Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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