? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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