It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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