Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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