In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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