The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
its not stalking. its research.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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