I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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