like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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