i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I need moral support for this bender
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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