I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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