If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Randomize
