Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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